nice guys finish .. better

Those of you blokes who were two either nice or kind or ethical or sensitive or reluctant to sell your soul purely for the folding stuff or all four or a combination of these who perhaps as a result did not attract as much attention from the "fairer sex" due to the fact that they're all prostitutes at core..  

 I'm joking of course but obviously there's an element of truth in it and they generally open the beefy gates for the highest bidder as a rule of thumb ..(and quite rightly so in my opinion because they are looking to give their offspring a good starting life and protect them from poverty )obviously they would never allow you to say that of them

I actually have great admiration in the for the way they manage to undertake this endeavour under the veil of sevrecy because society stipulates that you can't admit that you are doing it as a woman obviously , you cannot be seen to be a gold digger because that's not socially acceptable.

But but find solace in this.. that once they've married the bastard who earned shrdloads and grown to hate him and divorced him and taken half his money they are looking for somebody gentler kinder more fun more caring more interesting more diverse more entertaining more empathetic to them, who will be more faithful and genuinely try to steer her children on a path of righteousness, with a better sense of humor generosity etc etc and he doesn't need to have money because she's got heaps

schweet spotte

When I was young I had a problem with getting up in the morning I was the slug about champion at my school three months in a row nowadays I get ticked off for getting up too early by my good lady girlfriend or wife depending on which one is applicable at the time so don't mislead me I don't have two running in parallel I'm talking about historically 

It seems to me that there is a thing called a sweet spot with females and I'm not talking about the clitoris or the g-spot laugh out loud I'm talking about the degree to which you achieve the goals that she sets you.. if you achieve them too much you're a pain in the ass if you don't do them enough then you're a wanker you have to reach the tiny little micro sliver of performance rating that's satisfies her because the whole world is run by women case in point if you vacuum of your own volition that's no good you need to do it when she asks you and when she asked you to do it of your own volition that is okay to do it of your own volition but you don't want to do it too much because then you're obsessive and you're making too much noise etc and you don't want to be hard working and vigorous cos that makes her the feminist demigoddess look less clever and better than u ..you want to be just enough but you also want to be shit enough so that she feels better than you it's very simple

exclusivity

The word exclusive is derived from the word exclude which excludes people that you don't want to be in your group and one way to exclude people is to speak a different language so when people speak Welsh in my presence they're being exclusive so I don't feel so bad when I'm exclusive

sleep crime

For some reason I remembered what it was like being married and how one's sleep was polished and managed as well as that every waking moment thought and movement and I find this to be criminal it's not what marriage should be and I don't know why it happened or how it happened was it media driven do women get persuaded that it's their duty to completely and utterly own every single sudden iota of the bloke's soul I used to secrete bits of paper under my pillow with my own thoughts and then eventually ended up sleeping in a tent in the garden and then a shed and then fucked off