If you catch her cheating it'll be your fault for catching her

If you catch her cheating it'll be your fault for catching her

first .. australians

I've just remembered a conversation snippet from last night.. we were talking about how the Australians are also over apologetic about the aborigines and I purposely sort of accidentally subconsciously called them abos .. when she said I don't think you're even allowed to call them aborigines anymore.. I said I knew that and I kind of did it on purpose and she said it's okay I'm a punk.. which was interesting I think she meant that what I said was a bit punk and she was used to it..

keep searchin

Keep searching for that untarnished soul whatever how did the beautiful South or The housemartins put it I can't fucking remember but these days I'm just looking for somebody with a vagina who isn't completely evil

pity The small boy

Pity the small boy who is over-mothered by his mother and as a result is scorned spurned and teased ruthlessly and bullied in the workplace until his mother has enough power to have the whole of male gender cancelled, labeled toxic and nullified in terms of status etc 

I think my husband does something to do with atoms

It is a fairly common trope that women do not have a clue what their husbands do for a living some men find this erksome some women retire into catteries and pet care in order to avoid the toxic masculinity that expects them to back up their platitudes about having listened to what makes that husband tick if you want me to explain that again I shall women pretend they are listening and then when they are cross-examined and exposed to have just been nodding without understanding or giving a flying fuck about how the husband furnishes them with all the wealth at the end joy they're getting angry and blame the man for being toxic and then divorcing take off the money and live with animals small pets furry dogs etc and will tell anybody who will listen that men are bastards

Harridan

strict, bossy, or belligerent old woman.

common statements made by narcissists

I am not a narcissist