keep searchin

Keep searching for that untarnished soul whatever how did the beautiful South or The housemartins put it I can't fucking remember but these days I'm just looking for somebody with a vagina who isn't completely evil

pity The small boy

Pity the small boy who is over-mothered by his mother and as a result is scorned spurned and teased ruthlessly and bullied in the workplace until his mother has enough power to have the whole of male gender cancelled, labeled toxic and nullified in terms of status etc 

I think my husband does something to do with atoms

It is a fairly common trope that women do not have a clue what their husbands do for a living some men find this erksome some women retire into catteries and pet care in order to avoid the toxic masculinity that expects them to back up their platitudes about having listened to what makes that husband tick if you want me to explain that again I shall women pretend they are listening and then when they are cross-examined and exposed to have just been nodding without understanding or giving a flying fuck about how the husband furnishes them with all the wealth at the end joy they're getting angry and blame the man for being toxic and then divorcing take off the money and live with animals small pets furry dogs etc and will tell anybody who will listen that men are bastards

Harridan

strict, bossy, or belligerent old woman.

common statements made by narcissists

I am not a narcissist

she don't want u 2 win

Play overheard a conversation on a bus

It occurred to me that both wives have has an obsession with me not being right , they get very uncomfortable when I'm right and when I want to expound or say I'm so pleased that this is worked out and I was right they really struggle with it because theirn self perception position is that of superiority and 

There you go and that is no basis for a relationship 

...more specifically obviously you spend your whole life hiding the fact you're pleased about things so she will not attack..

Editors note I think this is quite a common dynamic in the relationship where the woman wants the husband as sort of cover for her hunting for a good man so she's not hunting as a single woman but she needs to keep the husband down

marshmallow holly

Trying to squeeze Holly bushes into ton bags is akin to trying to push marshmallow through a keyhole which is analogous to try to keep a feisty woman in check and suppress all her healthy sexual urges, and ensuing duplicity ..in my OH so humble opinion.